STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HE'S ATTACHED.....yes that girl he was hugging in his photo isn't his ex who just passed away......they're still together!!! He just said that so you'd never ask about it in the future. Damn!
- HE HASN'T PAID FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF JEWELLERY HE JUST GAVE YOU.....mhmn .....This you know because the seller just found your number and is secretly begging you to return it.
- HE'S GRANDFATHER WASN'T A FORMER GOVERNOR OF HIS OLD STATE....NEITHER WAS HIS GREAT GRANDMOTHER A PRINCESS......in fact he has no trace of royalty in his veins.
- HE SMOKES POT.....yup. All those times he didn’t show up on a date....that’s because he didn’t want u perceiving it all over him...
- HE'S NOT MR NICE GUY....yes...he detests all those trips u guys made to the orphanages, in fact he can’t comprehend why. Ever wondered why you have never seen him give money to a beggar.
- HE DOESNT ATTEND THE SAME GYM AS YOUR BOSS......no! He does all of his workout at home. That’s why he's always panting at odd hours when you call.
- HE'S NOT CHOOSY ABOUT WOMEN LIKE HE TOLD YOU.....this you know because all of your friends have seen him at different times with the 'SLUT OF THE TOWN'.
- HE HAS NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN BECOMING A PILOT......he just said that to get u wowed.

If there's any guy still reading this I told u................its strictly for the ladies.
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