Saturday, November 29, 2008

Realest & Coolest use of Computer

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What would you say is the coolest thing since the invention of the computer?


For me its search engines and social networking sites. Sometimes I wonder how we used to conduct research before the advent of search engines, I don't even want to think about it.
But really they've been such great help, the amount of information, of any topic, you can get on the internet is astounding and the search engines make this easier, you don't have to know the name of a website to get information, just go to any of the search engine sites, type in your key phrases and behold you are served with a variety of other sites.

Most have the advanced search facility, that helps you break down the list of sites you are given. Its like having to sit in bed with a huge platter of food brought to you for you to pick from, tell me what can beat that..........the food is ready, just point and its yours to eat.
Any wonder why the older generation don't like us much..........................

Thursday, November 27, 2008

STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HE'S ATTACHED.....yes that girl he was hugging in his photo isn't his ex who just passed away......they're still together!!! He just said that so you'd never ask about it in the future. Damn!


  • HE HASN'T PAID FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF JEWELLERY HE JUST GAVE YOU.....mhmn .....This you know because the seller just found your number and is secretly begging you to return it.


  • HE'S GRANDFATHER WASN'T A FORMER GOVERNOR OF HIS OLD STATE....NEITHER WAS HIS GREAT GRANDMOTHER A PRINCESS......in fact he has no trace of royalty in his veins.


  • HE SMOKES POT.....yup. All those times he didn’t show up on a date....that’s because he didn’t want u perceiving it all over him...


  • HE'S NOT MR NICE GUY....yes...he detests all those trips u guys made to the orphanages, in fact he can’t comprehend why. Ever wondered why you have never seen him give money to a beggar.


  • HE DOESNT ATTEND THE SAME GYM AS YOUR BOSS......no! He does all of his workout at home. That’s why he's always panting at odd hours when you call.


  • HE'S NOT CHOOSY ABOUT WOMEN LIKE HE TOLD YOU.....this you know because all of your friends have seen him at different times with the 'SLUT OF THE TOWN'.


  • HE HAS NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN BECOMING A PILOT......he just said that to get u wowed. Save it

    If there's any guy still reading this I told u................its strictly for the ladies.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Oh Why, Oh Why!

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I've been asked to blog about the 'forbidden' topic- Online/digital sex industry.

What in God's name am I supposed to write about? I was really speechless when i found out this, its not me at all and having to find the time to write on a topic I don't feel comfortable with and know nothing about is not my idea of fun.........................

Why am I ranting about 'forbidden' & 'not comfortable'? Well it goes like this, I come from a country with culture that unofficially frowns on public talk on sex(online or real), especially from females. Writing about this feels like am breaking an unofficial law or something. This might sound crude or archaic but that's how I've been brought up. Its not like someone is watching or going to arrest me or anything extreme like that, but its all about what you have been used to and made to believe, its all inside my head.......................................I can't even explain my dilemma coherently, sighs.

Now to the topic itself, online sex industry I have been made to believe, based on research, is really huge. It makes it easier for anyone with interest to watch Porn in the comfort of their homes at anytime they please. I think its disgusting.
So yes as you can see I know little or nothing about this topic, and I think I have contrevened the 'unofficial' sex laws of my culture enough. Here is where I drop my pen, sorry I meant log off.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Nightmare on football field............

David NorrisI came across this news story on Monday(10th November, 2008) and thought it was worth writing about.

The main gist of the story is that an Ipswich player( David Norris) made a 'handcuff' celebration after scoring a goal, supposedly as a tribute to his friend former Plymouth Argyle Goal keeper, Luke McCoimick, who was jailed for killing two kids due to drunk duving.

Now to my thoughts, the people who made this allegations are the parents of the victims, my heart really goes out to them because they are living in constant heartache after losing two kids on the same night due to someone else's irresponsibility, but what i don't understand is how do you define 'handcuff celebration'?, how do you link it with the accident? and how did they see this 'celebration'? were they watching the match or did they stumble upon it?

The incident is being investigated but David Norris has written an apology letter to the fmily of the deceased and his apology has been accepted, according to the mother of the deceased: '...it shows he has a heart...' They don't want him to be banned but just for him to realise his mistake, which he has, but in the long run their opinion wouldn't count because depending on what vedict is reached David faces a ban................

Is this all a joke gone bad or misunderstanding mixed with raw emotions? Well you be the judge.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama Finally the United States of America's presidential election has come and gone, and as history has been made, the first Black-American president................Barack Obama has been elected.

After about 21 months of campaigning and all sorts, the 'real' journey is about to start.

All this we have all been hearing for the past couple of hours, but what is really cracking me up is the rate at which people around the world, but most especially black folks, are linking themselves in one way or another to Barack, looking for ties that don't exist.

My friends' profile status on Facebook read all sorts, with things like 'obaming up......', 'whom God has blessed no man can curse Obama has made history, it is time for mObama shoese to achieve my dreams.', '...congrats Cousin Barack...we knew u'd do us proud'.

A medical intern friend of mine, in the United States, is actually excited because she heard they would be getting monthly stipend and as she put 'since our own is now President... Can't wait! LOL'.
All in all the mood is of excitement, suprise and in some cases uncertainty of what is to come, but what is evident here is that no matter who you are or what you believe in, you can achieve what you want to achieve.YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!